Sanitary Towel Prompts TSA To Grope Sexual Assault Victim
Menstruating women beware. If you intend to travel, your panty-liners are now considered suspicious objects, after all you could be concealing a bomb in there.
Deadlier Than Scanners: TSA To Spread Flesh-Eating Bacteria
Now that the TSA’s new pat down procedures include reaching inside people’s clothing and directly touching their skin and genitals, communicable diseases are set to soar, with doctors warning of a new wave of infections that will pose a greater risk to public health than any statistical probability of being a victim of terrorism.
Scandal: TSA Turns Off Scanners To Undermine Protest In Crude PR Stunt
The TSA turned off many of its naked body scanners across the country today in a hastily crafted PR stunt to mute the national opt out protest against invasive screening procedures, as Big Sis made a mockery of airport security measures that Americans were told were imperative to protect them from terror.
Big Sis Wants Behavior Scanners At Sports Events, Malls
Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano admitted yesterday that body scanners would eventually find their way into U.S. public transportation, trains and boats, but Big Sis is already trialing technology that goes even further, by forcing Americans to undergo a behavioral interrogation before they are allowed to enter sports events, rock concerts and shopping malls.
CBS: Spooning Your Partner Is More Lethal Than Airport Scanners
Worried about harmful x-ray firing airport body scanners? Don’t be, everything is just fine. In fact going to bed with your partner exposes you to more radiation, according to the corporate media.
“Screw Big Sis”: Man Strips Down In TSA Opt Out Protest
A man kicked off today’s National Opt Out Day protest against TSA screening measures in a bold fashion, stripping down to his speedo’s with the words “Screw Big Sis” scrawled on his back before passing through security at Salt Lake City International Airport.
